Happy freakin' wedding week love!!! It's been so SO fun watching you go from a girlfriend to a fiance and now a WIFE!!! Can you believe it's here?! Like TOMORROW?! Ahhh! I am SO happy for you and can't WAIT for you to get back from Maui to post your wedding photos! You are going to be one beautiful bride! Congratulations and best wishes, Mrs. Roe!!!
(stole this. hope you don't mind.)
Le Hopeless Romantic
My sweet, sweet husband...you have definitely gone off the deep end when it comes to blogging ideas. Don't get me wrong-I love your enthusiasm and all but my readers do not want to read about:
A) how you're shooting an Oryx this weekend (no one even knows what a damn Oryx is)
B) that you manage people's money for a living (I don't even know how I would write a full post about that)
C) how your 3 fantasy football teams are doing
You're officially fired sir. If you want to write about these things, get your own blog. ;)
...Dear Austin (as in, the city-not the person),
Be nice to me this weekend. I'll be visiting brother bear and I know we'll be hitting up 6th Street (and possibly 3rd, 4th and 5th as well) but sister can't hang like she used to. Please make sure I return home with my liver.
Anticipating our time together,
...Dear Southwest Airlines,
What on God's green earth makes you think that $950 is appropriate for a flight to Ohio????? COME ON! My flight to Hawaii was half that!! Looks like a trip to visit the twink won't be happ-nin' any time soon...
El Cheap-o Traveler-o.
...Dear Wedding Photographer,
Get over yourself. 300 smackaroos for an 8x8 30 page album ON TOP OF what I already paid you to shoot our wedding??? 8 inches by 8 inches?? What the heck can you do with that!??!!
I don't think so,
The bride you can thank for your bad review
Get here already.