In case you didn't know, Willie Nelson's birthday is in exactly 36 days. This also just so happens to be the same day George Washington was inaugurated...in 1889, of course. Aaaand...according to this calender...in exactly 36 days it's also "National Spank Out" day. (Thank God. I've been waiting all year for that.)
Ok really...you're probably wondering why hell I know all these random facts. (And for the record, yes, I did in fact already know these. No Google search was involved.)
Well...in just thirtySIX short days it will be April 30th and even though I'm sure it's already marked off on your calendars, I just want to make sure you know that I'll be turning twentySIX.
So guess what? You're in luck because you still have time to get me a gift! I went ahead and saved you from searching high and low for THE perfect gift and if there's anything that needs to be ordered and/or shipped, you have plenty of time. (I know. I am such a thoughtful gift receiver. You can thank me later...)
I bring you...my Pinterest-inspired birthday wish list:
This is a necessity. My daily F*bombs will become minimal thanks to something like this. You see, my jewelry currently falls out of my current jewelry box multiple times throughout the day. I have cussed that stupid thing out more than any one thing I know. It pisses me off just thinking about it...
MONOGRAM FILIGREE NECKLACE
(My initials should look like so: "sHn"...in case you forgot.)
DIAMOND BOW RING
...because a bow on my wedding dress and a Beau at home just aren't enough. ;)
BURBERRY (THE ORIGINAL)
...so I can stop stealing spritzes of my mother-in-law's
BRIGHT, SUMMERY NAIL POLISH
:need I explain?
Again...no explanation needed....
Last and MOST importantly...Southwest Airlines gift cards to get me to
Ohio to see this girl for HER birthday.
And if all else fails, Target, Homegoods
and Dillard's gift cards, anything personalized or even a photography lesson will be accepted. ;)
Happy shopping! :)