July 24, 2012

Shhhh...

I'm gonna go ahead and assume we're all well aware of Post Secret.
{If not, go ahead and climb out from under that rock and go pay them a visit.}
Hysterical.

Ok..so Post Secret...seriously. Who doesn't LOVE reading other people's juicy bizznass!? ANONYMOUS bizznass, at that!? All I know is I'm nosey and I LOVE it!

Yes. I realize this is totally disgusting but it was too funny to not post...

(And I want you to all know that my blog is the place to be if you prefer to chat about farting with headphones on and non-shaven armpits...)

Anywho...today friends, we'll consider this here blog our very own "Post Secret". 

Here's how it works:

You just anonymously leave a comment telling the world your little secret. And lucky you, I'm as clueless as they come when it comes to tracking anything. My blog is not  hooked up to some crazy analytics website so when I say I have no way of linking back to anonymous comments, I really don't. (Trust me...I've tried.)

And yes...I will be playing along and I'm sure Beau will gladly be putting in his two cents, as well! :)

I did this a LONG time ago and got back some of the most hysterical comments so don't forget to read other peoples! (& don't forget to comment ANONYMOUSLY!)

Today...secrets DO make friends! ;)

80 comments:

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  2. To my bf, I tell you time and time again he is not good enough for you! How can you go back to a person who was never there for you and your unborn child

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  3. I like the smell of my own farts ;)

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  4. That is totally Beau liking the smell of his own farts!

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  5. hahaha not beau!!

    that was me.

    i just came back to see what other people wrote...why aren't there more secrets here, people!?

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  6. I use my sick days at work to run personal errands :)

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  7. this is so grosss....but I like the taste of my own boogers...as a grown woman..yuk

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  8. This is very strange but i love to lick the ends of my hair and stick them in my ears. It feels amaze balls. I'm pretty sure its not healthy for my ears.

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  9. I spend about 7 hours of my 8 hour work day reading blogs.... and I do not have the courage to start my own.

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  10. I am so hairy that I have to shave every day!

    I seriously should be studied for a gene that is linked to hair growth...I could even get away with shaving twice a day! But who has the time!

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  11. Sometimes I pretend to be really busy at work, but I'm really just reading or writing blogs, watching Netflix or checking Facebook. And by sometimes, I mean most of the time.

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    1. i LOVE THIS because I do the same thing!!

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  12. I am a complete blog stalker, read every day but don't have my own or comment.

    I HATE brushimg my teeth, and some days I just don't.

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  13. When my husbands has a bit too much to drink and wants to do the dirty, I lay him down in bed and rub his feet so he can fall asleep.

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  14. I met my first boyfriend on Match.com and I'm almost 30....

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  15. You (and 3 other blogs I follow) are my only "friends." And I talk about y'all and tell your stories like I know you so others don't know I'm friendless! Don't be sad for me, you're easy friends, lol.

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  16. I have a friend who wears eyeliner like a racoon. I took her to a Mac counter to get a makeover, which turned out beautiful. A week later she was back to her old habbit. I don't know how to tell her she looks like shit

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  17. I'm afraid I'll be able to get pregnant for punishment for how many sexual partners I've had. :(

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  18. DYING at these steph. Absolutely dying

    okay my secret? i have a jar with my boyfriend that we put money in for a trip and once a week i take out a dollar or 2 to buy a snack at work :x i really am punishing myself too

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  19. I hateeeeee for my man to kiss me after he has "serviced me" and also if I never had a peen in my mouth again it would be too soon. Also, I read/stalk like 25 blogs and this is the first time I've ever commented.

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  20. I can't stand it when guys don't manscape and then expect me to get all up in there with my mouth.. If I do it, you should too!

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  21. I always wash my hair in the shower, but don't always wash my body. Hey, the shampoo does it as it drips down my body, right?

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  22. I already have all of my future children names picked out. Sometimes when I'm bored I write them out with my current crush's last name to see if it sounds good together. Sometimes I even write out my future Christmas Cards with my Crush's name and mine. I'll probably be single for the rest of my life and never get to really use these names on Christmas cards!

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  23. I've been reading/stalking numerous blogs for over a year now, but have yet to get enough courage/creativity to start my own! (This is also the first time I've ever commented on a blog!)

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  24. I bleach my body hair because it's so dark and gross!! haha

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  25. I went to a Post Secret event about three years ago and it was so amazing! You should go if another event ever comes to Texas!

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  26. I drink pickle juice straight from the jar and love to put it on bagels with cream cheese!

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  27. I drink pickle juice straight from the jar and love to put it on bagels with cream cheese!

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  28. I am scared of being single for the rest of my life, even though I am *this* close to dating my crush of 2 years, and he likes me back.

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  29. I get mad at my husband when he spends money on stupid stuff, but what he doesn't know is I do it too. Good thing he doesn't know our password to our online bank account!

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  30. I occasionally go to my home town detention centers website and look at the recent bookings to see if I know anyone who has been arrested and what for.

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  31. I log into my brother's facebook accout to see whats going on "In the world of Facebook" but I can't help but read messages from past ex girlfriend. It's so entertaining with a cup of coffee. Lol if he only knew...Sneeky Sis

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  32. Ex boyfriend, Glad your brother told told me I was the one that got away, 5 yrs later, I am happier than ever (Glad you stayed away) The comment puts a smile to my face :D

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  33. I date multiple guys in hopes that one of them will be "the one" because I'm terrified of being an old cat lady

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  34. I am scared to start a blog because I am worried no one will think I am as funny as I think I am.

    I'm scared to get pregnant even though I'm married.

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  35. Dear girl I work with:

    I hate your grammer.

    "I give it to her."

    No you didn't. You GAVE it to her.

    "I seen her at the grocery store."

    No you didn't. You SAW her.

    "She come over last night."

    No she didn't. She CAME over.

    I hate your spelling too.

    Loose=These pants are loose.
    Lose=You make me lose my mind.

    I also HATE the way you smack your lips when you chew!

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    1. A grammar nazi should know how to properly spell grammar. :)

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  36. I am almost positive that I am addicted to gambling at the casino close to my house. The bad thing is I really don't care because it is the only time I have to myself.

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  37. I pee in the shower. Daily.

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  38. i take pride in my big, large, obnoxious burps. and typically am not embarrassed if i let one of those large burps out in front of anyone else. i typically look forward to their reactions.

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  39. I loved when I was fat because I knew that I could eat or drink anything I want and no one would notice me getting larger, but I was beyond depressed and disgusted with myself on the inside.

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  40. I can never fix my hair to make it look pretty. Is all I can do is put it in a ponytail or wear it straight. It makes me feel like I have failed as a girly-girl.

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  41. I am scared to grow up. Sometimes I wonder if I am good enough for the one I am engaged to.

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  42. I am scared to grow up. Sometimes I wonder if I am good enough for the one I am engaged to.

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  43. I LOVE POSTSECRET! I've been reading it since I was a teenager!

    I thought my son was going to have a different father and if he did have a different father, I wouldn't be married right now.

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  44. I stopped blogging on my blog because it was ruining my relationship with my very "private" man. UGHH why are people so scared to tell the internet who they are!? So what if I share every detail of my life? Get over it.

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  45. My man and I haven't had sex in over a month and we sleep in the same bed every night.

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  46. I hate my best friend. How ironic. I want to "break up" but can't figure out how. I really thought by 30 I'd be done with "frienemies."

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  47. When my fiance isn't home, I love to pee with the door open to the bathroom. There's just something so freeing about not having to close the door to me!

    BAHAHA! :)

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  48. I have a friend from college that is the absolute worst friend ever, but everyone else seems to LOVE her, despite the way she treats people but I desperately still want to be her friend for some reason, WTH is wrong with me?

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  49. I wish I was in the "in crowd" with all the great bloggers out there and wish I had 1,000's of followers like some blogs I read ... Its not a popularity contest, but sometimes I feel as though it is ....

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  50. I read dozens and dozens (ok, hundreds) of blogs but have yet to start my own. I keep toying with the idea, but never have.

    I know we're supposed to love being grown up, and having mortgages, responsibility, etc, but i really f***ing hate it. I love being married, and love my house, but I swear if we could go back to renting, and step down the responsibility (read: STRESS) level, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd keep the hubs of course though...

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  51. I keep people from HS on my facebook friends list that just can get thier shiz together in life so when I am having a bad day - I can read their ridiculous posts and feel better about myself - how bad is that?!

    And I am 30 and am OBSESSED with Teen Mom and 16 & Preganant!! My hubs makes fun of me all the time!!

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  52. I absolutely love post secret and have been wanting to send one in for years. I'm just too chicken.

    I'm scared to death I'm never going to find my soul mate.

    I get so jealous of people that get married, especially when they are younger, or uglier, or larger than me.

    I'm in a FWB relationship because it's the only one I can get. And I want it to be more. It kills me he doesn't feel the same.

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  53. Sometimes I do not wash my hands after I pee, I mean I'm in out and haven't touched anything. Then I get tom my desk feel guilty and use sanitizer

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  54. I really don't like my best friend. I have to avoid telling her when i go out with other people because she gets mad any time she isn't included, even if she couldn't go because she was working or had somewhere else to be.

    Also, I got a coworker I didn't like fired over something I did, and while I felt terrible about it - I am just glad it wasn't me.

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  55. My best friend and I absolutely love you and Katie and wish we were friends with you in real life.

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  56. I look forward to reading your blog errrday! You and Katie are my favs. Your love for each other and hilarious shinannigans remind me exactly of me and my BFF :) not sure if that counts as a secret...

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  57. I love your blog.. this is no secret.. I have a blog, but I hardly ever post. My secret is that I (in a totally non-creepy way) wish that I was bff's with you and your friends. My friends are totally lame and y'all look like you know how to have a good time :)

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  58. I started a blog after I saw yours through Kristen @ All In My Twenties - i have no followers and i continue to still blog and act like someone, somewhere cares about what I have to say .. I swear, i'm funny :)

    I secretly wish i was able to have girlfriends and close relationships like you! I have no girlfriends .. Sometimes I feel like no one is my friend because I have an 11 month old .. I am so envious of "girls nights" and "date nights" and "vacations" .. I don't get any of that ..

    I feel so guilty when I take a day off & send my son to daycare so I can be lazy and nap and run errands alone .. I'm not a horrible Mom, I promise!

    I am obsessed with smelling fresh all of the time .. I carry a little bottle of baby powder and will "freshen" up in the bathroom at work .. I know you know what a PAP bath is! (pits, ass, poon lol) That's where I freshen up .. Don't judge! LOL

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  59. I struggle with who is my MOH...

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  60. Wow! I'm guilty too. I pee in the shower, I don't brush my teeth every night, but I do every morning. I will act like I'm asleep when the Hubs wants some action.

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  61. I always press the close doors button on the elevator, when I hear someone walking towards it, because I don't want to wait. If they see me I pretend that I am trying to keep it open.

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  62. When I found out my bf of several years was cheating on me, I constructed an email from the slutty girl to me telling me about my cheater. The fake looked so real he never questioned it....I dumped him and broke them up in the process. Ah that sounds crazy! haha

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  63. Love this. I do a feature similar to this on my blog.. Secrets on a Sunday, but usually its more serious rather than humurous stuff :)

    xo Shane

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  64. Dear earlier poster who hates her co-worker's grammar; you spelled grammar wrong. #hypocrite

    To all the other posters: I REALLY hope that those of you who are scared/unsure about starting your own blog get the courage to do so! Even if no one reads it, who cares?! It's something to look back on and you never know...we could be posting on YOUR blog next!

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  65. I'm one of those who cuts each individual hair strand! There is hair all over my house. I also like to pre-game before going out and as soon as the car is parked I pop a squat before going into the establishment, I'm classy like that ;)

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  66. Haha <3 these!!!

    I will go to din with my boyfriend eat like a salad.. then grab fast food on the way home. I have been doing this for a yr! I'm skinny I just hate eating in front of people! :/

    OK Thank goodness these are anonymous!

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  67. this is my third post on this thing, but I just cant stand one of my co-workers ... the sound of her voice makes me CRINGE!! I want to punch her in the face, that is soo mean, right??? im going to hell ....

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  68. If I were a lesbian, I'd want to be one with you

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  69. Over the course of the past year, I have been planning something huge. While planning it I have noticed that I am SO controlling and I hate it. I don't know how to stop but I don't want to be that kind of person.

    P.S. I'm a MAJOR hypochondriac too.

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  70. I care way too much about what people think.
    I worry that I'm one of the most annoying people in existence and that everyone hates me...yet, when I think about myself I feel like I actually like who I am...how's that for a contradiction?

    The guys at work always make fun of me because I'm so gullible and even though I joke along, I wish they wouldn't. It makes me feel so stupid.

    They also joke that my partner of nearly 4 years (who is studying to be a doctor) will leave me for some babeing nurse/med student all the time...but this is actually something I'm genuinely worried about.
    He's such a great catch - I don't know what he's doing with me most of the time!!

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  71. I don't always wear clean clothes. If they don't smell and I haven't spilled on them, what's the point in having to waste the money to do laundry.

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  72. awesome post sister! i loved reading everyone's secrets!

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  73. I AM LOVING THIS! And going to have to do it!!!

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  74. This is HYSTERICAL! I've been a horrible blogger lately && blog reader but this... this totally has been in tears. Seriously.

    Some of these... WHOA!

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